The Boston Society of Bombardment

I refuse to play dodgeball against a woman. I have yet to see a girl play dodgeball who doesn’t hold to a ridiculous, sexist double standard that demands they be respected as competitors yet handled with kid gloves. They usually want to be able to play and throw the ball at others, but shrink back and shriek, “YOU CAN’T HIT ME, YOU CANT HIT ME!!!!!” when the attack is returned. Also, face shots, while highly prized against a male opponent, are frowned upon by the dodgeball community at large when a female is involved. This ridiculous double standard has left me no choice but to protest any dodgeball game where women are treated as equals.

As usual, all women are invited to all our dodgeball games as cheerleaders and drink servers.